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Houyi shoot the sun 人物:金乌(J)后羿(H)嫦娥(C)道具:风车、扫把 Act 1 C: why are you always so hot? J:because I love you! My heart is burning for you and I believe it will burn forever! (偷偷的)C:oh my god! What a dangerous man! Mom is right. Leaving him is the best choice…… (唱)C: it’s too late to burn your heart, it’s too late….. because I find that I have fallen in love with Houyi at the first sight. So, I’m sorry, you are so hot for me that I can’t get closer to you! Let’s break up! J: oh, my no! Do not leave me! Ok? C: I have said, it’s too late! J: (气愤的) I hate you! You are so cold. In return, I would fly to the sky and roast the world which make me disappointed and heart broken. Hahahaha……(此时拿出一只纸风车,代九个太 阳,然后气愤的离去) C(不知所措) oh my god! What did I do! It is more dangerous than “The end of the century”(世界末日). Houyi~~~~~(扑到后羿怀里) Act 2 H:(绅士状)oh my baby, what’s wrong? My dear Change~~ C: it’s my J, He was very angry and said he would roast the whole world! H:(害怕地,退后几步):really? Why was that? C: e…. because I abandoned him… H: I have told you many times, don’t be so half-hearted, look…ei…. C: en, if you can solve this problem. I promise you that I would marry you! H:(两眼放光, 用手掐自己大腿) really?Am I dreaming? O, it’s true! Haha! Ok! (手指着她)stay here and right here waiting for me! I would back in 5 minutes.(但是伸出来的是四根手指) C: why are you so confident about yourself? H: I remember I have told you that I once fight with nine cows and two tigers at the same time! So I am armstrong!(秀肌肉). J is a piece of cake! Haha! Never eat your word!J! I’m coming! Act 3 H:Are you J? J: yes! It’s me! So what? Who are you? H: I’m your grandgrandpa! J:haha, are you kidding ? mygrandgrandpa haven’t born! H: never say nonsense word! 纳命来!So hot , so it is the reason that C leave you(头瞥向一 边) (接下去动作戏,最后打死了 J) Act 4 H:haha…. O!C is waiting for me! (转身) o! my dear wife! When and where should we host our wedding? C: me think(心里盘算着)o, you see, I like moon since I was born. So we host our wedding let at the moon. As for the date, how about 15 August when the moon is most beautiful? H: ha? Why is just the moon? I remember I haven’t told you that I fear of heights since I was born……

C: no way! Never charge with me! I have decided. H: what’s more I heard that Wugang live there…… I afraid…… C:(痴痴地)really? Oh,Ihave heard that Wugang is very handsome!Wugang,I’m coming. H:why was that? What happened? Am I dreaming? Oh, no! it’s true…(晕倒,J,c 跑过来把 他接住,然后大家一起鞠躬,谢幕)


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